Today is a traditional roundup of elephants in Sarin, Thailand, to celebrate, I am going to make jokes about elephants!
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it
Time to get a new car!
How do you make an instant elephant?
Open the package, add water and run!
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing after you?
Ten after one!
What cheers you up when you are sick?
A get Wellephant card!
Jokes from here